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* the theater MAY let you go outside to smoke. ASK FIRST. You will probably need a wristband to get back in. | |
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5. Underwear Run issues: * If you are really hairy, smelly, or otherwise butt-nasty, please don't do the underwear run. * Secure you naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out. * If your boxers have an opening, hold it shut. * No groping unless explicitly invited to do so. Otherwise you will be removed from the theater. |
5. Underwear Run: * If you haven't bathed in, say, a week, maybe reconsider. Hygiene is sexy! B.O. is not. * Secure and cover your naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out. It's the underwear run, not the naked run. * No groping unless explicitly invited to do so (active consent is sexy!). Violate this obvious rule and you will be ejected from the theater. 6. Bathrooms: * The ladies room is in rear house right. The mens room rear house left (behind the spotlight tower). Try to keep it straight (even if you're not). * Do not block access to the restrooms |
The Rules:
- There is NO smoking in the fucking theater (and no fucking in the smoking theater).
- the theater MAY let you go outside to smoke. ASK FIRST. You will probably need a wristband to get back in.
- Throwing stuff is great, but DO NOT throw stuff...
- at the Screen
- at the Lights
- at the Cast
- Stay off the fucking Stage. It's just that simple. (This includes the risers in front of the stage)
- There is no rule #4
- Underwear Run:
- If you haven't bathed in, say, a week, maybe reconsider. Hygiene is sexy! B.O. is not.
- Secure and cover your naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out. It's the underwear run, not the naked run.
- No groping unless explicitly invited to do so (active consent is sexy!). Violate this obvious rule and you will be ejected from the theater.
- Bathrooms:
- The ladies room is in rear house right. The mens room rear house left (behind the spotlight tower). Try to keep it straight (even if you're not).
- Do not block access to the restrooms