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Time: The show starts at 12... but you should come a little earlier... say 11:30.

Cost: $6.00 (What a Bargain!) CASH ONLY. The Rialto doesn't accept credit/debit cards.

Directions: Google Maps

Rules:

1. There is NO smoking in the fucking theater (and no fucking in the smoking theater).
2. Throwing stuff is great, but DO NOT throw stuff...
   • at the Screen
   • at the Lights
   • at the Cast
3. Stay off the fucking Stage. It's just that simple. (This includes the risers in front of the stage)
4. There is no rule #4
5. Underwear Run issues:
   • If you are really hairy, smelly, or otherwise butt-nasty, please don't do the underwear run.
   • Secure your naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out.
   • If your boxers have an opening, hold it shut.

   • No groping unless explicitly invited to do so. Otherwise you will be removed from the theater.

Stuff NOT to Bring:

• Hot Dogs (or any meat type substance!), Eggs, Water Guns (we have new seats!), and Confetti.
  • (If you're unsure if it's safe ask us!) The theater sometimes checks bags... Please understand on big nights this is a necessity.

Stuff TO Bring:

• Newspaper, Rice, Playing Cards, Toilette Paper, Lighter, and Toast.
  • Remember: If you don't bring anything don't worry about it! We sell prop bags real cheap!

Highlights: (if we told you then it wouldn't be a surprise!)

Interested in joining our cast & crew?

• If the cast is full there's always the crew...
  • and if the crew is full we can always use more Transylvanians!