The Rules:

   1. There is NO smoking in the fucking theater (and no fucking in the smoking theater).
   2. Throwing stuff is great, but DO NOT throw stuff...
      * at the Screen
      * at the Lights
      * at the Cast
   3. Stay off the fucking Stage. It's just that simple. (This includes the risers in front of the stage)
   4. There is no rule #4
   5. Underwear Run issues:
      * If you are really hairy, smelly, or otherwise butt-nasty, please don't do the underwear run.
      * Secure you naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out.
      * If your boxers have an opening, hold it shut.
      * No groping unless explicitly invited to do so. Otherwise you will be removed from the theater.