The Rules:

   1. There is NO smoking in the fucking theater (and no fucking in the smoking theater).
      * the theater MAY let you go outside to smoke. ASK FIRST. You will probably need a wristband to get back in.
   2. Throwing stuff is great, but DO NOT throw stuff...
      * at the Screen
      * at the Lights
      * at the Cast
   3. Stay off the fucking Stage. It's just that simple. (This includes the risers in front of the stage)
   4. There is no rule #4
   5. Underwear Run:
      * If you haven't bathed in, say, a week, maybe reconsider. Hygiene is sexy! B.O. is not.  
      * Secure and cover your naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out. It's the underwear run, not the naked run.
      * No groping unless explicitly invited to do so (active consent is sexy!). Violate this obvious rule and you will be ejected from the theater.
   6. Bathrooms:
      * The ladies room is in rear house right. The mens room rear house left (behind the spotlight tower). Try to keep it straight (even if you're not).
      * Do not block access to the restrooms