The Rules:

1. There is NO smoking in the fucking theater (and no fucking in the smoking theater).
2. Throwing stuff is great, but DO NOT throw stuff...
   • at the Screen
   • at the Lights
   • at the Cast
3. Stay off the fucking Stage. It's just that simple. (This includes the risers in front of the stage)
4. There is no rule #4
5. Underwear Run issues:
   • If you are really hairy, smelly, or otherwise butt-nasty, please don't do the underwear run.
   • Secure you naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out.
   • If your boxers have an opening, hold it shut.
   • No groping unless explicitly invited to do so. Otherwise you will be removed from the theater.