= Show Information =

Time: The show starts at 12... but you should come a little earlier... say 11:30.

Cost: $5.50 (What a Bargain!)

Directions: [http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1620+Glenwood+Avenue,+Raleigh,+NC&spn=0.021394,0.033880&hl=en Google Maps]

Rules:

   1. There is NO smoking in the fucking theater (and no fucking in the smoking theater).
   2. Throwing stuff is great, but DO NOT throw stuff...
      . at the Screen
      . at the Lights
      . at the Cast
   3. Stay off the fucking Stage. It's just that simple. (This includes the risers in front of the stage)
   4. There is no rule #4
   5. Underwear Run issues:
      * If you are really hairy, smelly, or otherwise butt-nasty, please don't do the underwear run.
      * Secure your naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out.
      * If your boxers have an opening, hold it shut.
      * No groping unless ''explicitly'' invited to do so. Otherwise you will be removed from the theater.

Stuff NOT to Bring:

    * Hot Dogs (or any meat type substance!), Eggs, Water Guns (we have new seats!), and Confetti.
      (If you're unsure if it's safe ask us!)

      The theater sometimes checks bags... Please understand on big nights this is a necessity.

Stuff TO Bring:

    * Newspaper, Rice, Playing Cards, Toilette Paper, Lighter, and Toast.

      Remember: If you don't bring anything don't worry about it! We sell prop bags real cheap!

Highlights: (if we told you then it wouldn't be a surprise!)

Interested in joining our cast & crew?

    * If the cast is full there's always the crew...
      and if the crew is full we can always use more Transylvanians!