= Show Information =
'''Time:''' The show starts at 12... but you should come a little earlier... say 11:30.

'''Cost:''' $6.00 (What a Bargain!)  CASH ONLY.  The Rialto doesn't accept credit/debit cards.

'''Directions:''' [http://maps.google.com/maps?q=1620+Glenwood+Avenue,+Raleigh,+NC&spn=0.021394,0.033880&hl=en Google Maps]

'''Rules:'''
 1. There is NO smoking in the fucking theater (and no fucking in the smoking theater).
 1. Throwing stuff is great, but DO NOT throw stuff...
  . at the Screen
  . at the Lights
  . at the Cast
 1. Stay off the fucking Stage. It's just that simple. (This includes the risers in front of the stage)
 1. There is no rule #4
 1. Underwear Run issues:
  * If you are really hairy, smelly, or otherwise butt-nasty, please don't do the underwear run.
  * Secure your naughty bits so that they do not dangle or pop-out.
  * If your boxers have an opening, hold it shut.
  * No groping unless ''explicitly'' invited to do so. Otherwise you will be removed from the theater.
'''Stuff NOT to Bring:'''

 * Hot Dogs (or any meat type substance!), Eggs, Water Guns (we have new seats!), and Confetti.
  . (If you're unsure if it's safe ask us!) The theater sometimes checks bags... Please understand on big nights this is a necessity.
'''Stuff TO Bring:'''

 * Newspaper, Rice, Playing Cards, Toilette Paper, Lighter, and Toast.
  . Remember: If you don't bring anything don't worry about it! We sell prop bags real cheap!
Highlights: (if we told you then it wouldn't be a surprise!)

Interested in joining our [:Members:cast & crew]?

 * If the cast is full there's always the crew...
  . and if the crew is full we can always use more Transylvanians!