Todd

Once upon a time, in a faraway kingdom, with lots of magic and wonder, there lived a fairy. Not your traditional kind of fairy though, but the kind that is considered to be one fantastic homosexual.

One day, as our fairy, who was fondly known as Todd was frolicking in the pants of other young homosexuals, he came upon a copy of the Rocky Horror Picture Show. As intrigued as he was, he found himself wondering where in the world he could find other people like himself who found this film to be amusing.

Desiring to leave the faraway kingdom, he hopped on the nearest man with money that he could find and found his way into the big city. His first purchase? A pair of black and white striped high heels so that he could get on stage and be the best damned Rocky that he could be.

Now if only someone would volunteer some help on finding him a blond wig.