Due to their reclusive nature and the ease by which fishing trawls maim their most jiggly parts, the dirt on the dirty pleasures of giant squid are for the most part, unknown. however, a recent fiery little find off the coast of tasmania changed some of that. imagine the delight as squid enthusiasts pulled her rotting body, with skin blessedly still intact, from the gaping mouth of the fish net. weighing a scant 220 kg, her tentacles would've reached 15 meters in life, a delicious little morsel for their hungry eyes. but what was this? the body was spoiled, desecrated by what seemed to be parasitic worms protruding from her voluptuous arms. they penetrated her moist, muscular flesh and radiated from their initial entry points throughout the area around her sharp, parrot like beak. The squid enthusiasts, affronted at such vile putrification of their beloved, attacked the coiled, white cords embedded in her rotting body.

The squid enthusiasts were shocked to find, however, that these were not worms, but massive packets of sperm! Some brute of a male, using his meter long, muscular penis, had jabbed his load into his lovers arms, piercing her again and again around the general region of her mouth. like a nail gun to a rare steak, he had violated her in a most carnal fashion, and she had squeaked in pleasure (at least, it probably would've sounded like a squeak if she had for some reason been in open air), egging him on!

it is still unknown, however, what she planned on doing with the sperm, once it had been so forcefully driven into her. it is thought that she very well might have attempted to bite through her skin with her beak to get at the precious man sauce, or claw herself raw with the numerous hooks and suckers on her willing tentacles. she then would've have finished the job manually, rubbing the sperm over her quaking ovaries, resulting in what can only be described as, absolute pleasure.