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Fighting style: Bloated Kiwi kung fu

What can be said about this man's man? Not much really... He likes his hat and he doesn't smoke. Pay no attention to that photo!!! When he's not groping Carol he's having a drink with [:Members/Ben:Ben]. Yep, he drinks... a lot... and he gets angry... but we won't talk about that.

Hobbies include: Mastering the skin flute, way too much playstation, and collecting women's shoes. (sicko!)

Expecting someday to follow in Ben's shoes as Riff...

As Ben says, "Keep dreaming Taco!"