||attachment:splash.png|| attachment:name.png For the benefit of Mr. Kite there will be a show tonight on ''trampoline''. The Hendersons'll all be there, late of Pablo Fanques Fair, have you seen it? It's '''great'''! They've got stuff! Over men and horses, hoops and garters, lastly through a hogshead of '''''real fire'''''! In this way, Mr. K will challenge the world... with the blue people! It's great, they're just... chilled out. The celebrated Mr. K performs his feat on Saturday at Bishop's Gate - nice neck of the woods. The Hendersons, they're gonna dance and sing as Mr. Kite flies through the ring. Don't be late! Messrs. K and H assure the public their production's '''second to none''', baby. And of course, Henry the Horse is gonna do the waltz. Oh, you've gotta see it! It's genius! I mean, she's brilliant, she's got this stuff and... movement... waltz... horses, how do they do that stuff? Ya gotta give her sugar, you know, and she's called Henry, and it's a lot of explanation but don't worry about it kids, okay? Just tune in, turn on, drop out, drop in, switch off, switch on, and '''explode'''. The band begins at ten to six when Mr. K performs his tricks... ''without a sound''! And Mr. H will demonstrate ten somersets he's gonna do on solid ground, whatever they are. Having been some days in preparation, a splendid time is guaranteed for all. And tonight Mr. Kite is topping the bill, baby! Across the universe! It's me! I'm on top of the bill! I've spent ''years'' getting to this point. It's bloody brilliant, you've just gotta see what I do, man. I've got horses and dogs and cats and monkeys and '''blue people'''! It's just... it's such a collection! I've spent years putting it together! You've gotta watch it, you've gotta see it. It's me... in the thing. ''Yeah''.